Thank you Huckleberry!

Huckleberry Porkchop
This chicken is not a rooster
Okay?
She's just a little bossy
and really aggressive
and she pecked me in the eye
and she runs across the yard to peck our toes
and when all the chickens escaped
she's the one who crossed the road
and was found
surrounded by 3 cats
clucking up a storm

But she hasn't made any sort of noise
that sounds like
cock-a-doodle-doo

I will continue to refer to her as she
until she proves herself to really be a he

Oh, Huckleberry!
Won't you please please please
lay me some green eggs?